Hottest takes in the Car Game

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12/03/2018 at 23:16 • Filed to: Hot takes

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Kinja'd!!! Just Jeepin' > razorbeamteam
12/03/2018 at 23:19

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Does Doug consider the Wrangler a SUV? If so, I’m mortally offended.


Kinja'd!!! gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > razorbeamteam
12/03/2018 at 23:20

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it isn’t an suv if I can see over it.


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > razorbeamteam
12/03/2018 at 23:22

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3 twits and they got about 9 things wrong.  SMDH


Kinja'd!!! Zip-McBump > razorbeamteam
12/03/2018 at 23:24

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Not all Body- on- Frame vehicles are SUVs, but all real SUVs are Body-on-Frame.

That’s my hot take.


Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > razorbeamteam
12/03/2018 at 23:27

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Damn, doug on attack mode


Kinja'd!!! Tekamul > razorbeamteam
12/03/2018 at 23:28

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Fom the lead image, I thought we were talking about a Model3. What's that tell you, marketing men?


Kinja'd!!! Future Heap Owner > Just Jeepin'
12/03/2018 at 23:32

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What do you consider it?


Kinja'd!!! fintail > razorbeamteam
12/03/2018 at 23:35

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Car pedants = people who actually know something?


Kinja'd!!! Just Jeepin' > Future Heap Owner
12/03/2018 at 23:36

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That’s never been entirely clear.

The XJ was among the first vehicles to be called an SUV, and the CJ definitely existed prior to that but didn’t share the appellation , so... ¯\_()_/¯

I just call it a Jeep.


Kinja'd!!! Just Jeepin' > fintail
12/03/2018 at 23:37

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People who actually know and care.


Kinja'd!!! Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > Just Jeepin'
12/04/2018 at 00:04

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Shit, I’m still trying to figure out what the fuck “SPORT” they’re talking about in that acronym.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks
12/04/2018 at 00:11

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sports, with an S.  Like shooting and fishing.  sportsman.


Kinja'd!!! Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > HammerheadFistpunch
12/04/2018 at 00:15

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... but the gun rack goes in the back glass of the Cummins.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > razorbeamteam
12/04/2018 at 00:17

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“I think consumers are stupid, so I’ll throw up my hands and adopt their incorrect perceptions because reasons.”


Kinja'd!!! Just Jeepin' > Just Jeepin'
12/04/2018 at 00:18

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I was wrong: it was the original Cherokee, not the XJ.

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Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > razorbeamteam
12/04/2018 at 00:18

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By pure logic...it can’t be both an SUV and a crossover. It has to be a between an SUV and a NOT SUV to be a crossover. Crossover  literally is defined as not being one or the other in a set of conflicting extremes.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks
12/04/2018 at 00:20

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pickup was already taken.


Kinja'd!!! Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > HammerheadFistpunch
12/04/2018 at 00:22

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But you can’t do american sports without a gun. Like, any of them.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks
12/04/2018 at 00:23

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you don’t need a but gun  for swimming


Kinja'd!!! Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > HammerheadFistpunch
12/04/2018 at 00:24

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One would think, right? But this is ‘MURICA!

https://www.wpxi.com/news/top-stories/lifeguard-shot-at-clairton-pool-police-track-suspect-to-nearby-home/766429135


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > razorbeamteam
12/04/2018 at 00:26

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Calling a crossover an SUV?  Maybe for the uneducated consumer. But not people in the car biz. That would be like if someone who makes a 4 door car called it a coupe. Inconceivable!


Kinja'd!!! The Dummy Gummy > razorbeamteam
12/04/2018 at 00:48

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Doug’s opinion has been worthless for years but his lackeys love it.


Kinja'd!!! Chinny Raccoon > razorbeamteam
12/04/2018 at 00:58

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It’s a hatchback, but it wouldn’t sell if they admitted it.


Kinja'd!!! SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > razorbeamteam
12/04/2018 at 01:26

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Can we just be really unimaginative and agree that (no matter what) it is definitely a Vehicle? Especially since we seem to have questions regarding both Sports and Utility let alone whatever a C rossover is these days (apart from a circuit inside a loudspeaker).


Kinja'd!!! Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > razorbeamteam
12/04/2018 at 07:11

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And by Journalists and Writers continuing to wrongly call these SUVs, the general public continues in their ignorant bliss and the issue grows larger.

Start telling them they’re minivans so we can hopefully get some decent minivans back.


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > razorbeamteam
12/04/2018 at 07:42

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It’s true. My wife calls Subaru Crosstreks SUVs a car that could literally be called a crossover 


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Just Jeepin'
12/04/2018 at 07:58

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I consider it an SUV. High ride height, 4wd and most have 4 doors (for JK and JL).

Older jeeps are just jeeps. 


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > razorbeamteam
12/04/2018 at 07:59

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I vote for a new term: smushed hatch.

Because it looks like someone stepped on a hatchback and made the trunk area unusable. 


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks
12/04/2018 at 08:29

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My wife  calls most CUVs sportsy which isn’t a word, but probably is what manufacturers want you to think when you see they crossover.


Kinja'd!!! mrbaits > Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks
12/04/2018 at 09:29

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Dang, if only the lifeguard had been armed something something blah blah blah.